Superheroes We Could Really Use
"String Theory." Lassoes wandering children and rounds 'em up.
"The Green Man." Dashing superhero appears whenever you're late for school and magically turns that pesky light at Lake and Minnetonka to green.
"Latte Lad." Whenever a mom is about to fade, Latte Lad is there with a large skim latte with an extra shot. Sugar on request.
"CROC!" Kitchen specialist. Makes the stuff in your crock pot taste like real food. Sometimes assisted by his sidekick, Herb.
"Iron Man." One look at him and the wrinkles in your linen shirts know resistance is futile.
"Primo." With his help you can proceed directly to that final coat of paint. Sidekick: Xander.
"The Green Man." Dashing superhero appears whenever you're late for school and magically turns that pesky light at Lake and Minnetonka to green.
"Latte Lad." Whenever a mom is about to fade, Latte Lad is there with a large skim latte with an extra shot. Sugar on request.
"CROC!" Kitchen specialist. Makes the stuff in your crock pot taste like real food. Sometimes assisted by his sidekick, Herb.
"Iron Man." One look at him and the wrinkles in your linen shirts know resistance is futile.
"Primo." With his help you can proceed directly to that final coat of paint. Sidekick: Xander.
How about "The Spotter"...directs you to that impossible to find parking spot.
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"Captain Platitude" - for those tough days when you're feelin' blue
ReplyDelete"Captain Traffic" with his superhuman ability to clear those oblivious drivers out of your path. I think he'd be wearing an orange construction worker's vest and a road cone on his head.
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