Memo 2:

TO: Desperate Irish Housewife
FROM: God
RE: Springtime!

Hello again Desperate!

I'm telling you, I couldn't be happier with the way this D.C. trip is turning out for you. Admit it, those azaleas look much prettier with snow on them, don't they? And think about this: now you don't have to fight the traffic around the Lincoln Memorial just to see those puffy white cherry blossoms. Look around you- everything's covered with puffy white stuff! Saved you a trip, didn't I?

So today you and the kids are coloring Easter eggs. A word of advice: don't go with pastels. You'll never find them in the snow. Stick with bold colors and you should be fine.

As for today, well. Holy Saturday's always been a long day (trust Me, it was long). Maybe you should go to a movie or something. That's what you'd do in Minnesota, right?

Love, God

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