Tee Shirt Thoughts
The tee shirt is much on my mind these days.
I have a pretty nifty tee shirt I ordered on the internet. It's a navy blue v-neck that reads, in the classic "Keep Calm" typeface, "KEEP CALM AND SAY A HAIL MARY." Which is excellent advice in any situation.
Last week I wore my shirt while strolling along the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore. I must have gotten a dozen comments- all positive. They ranged from "Love your shirt!' to "Where can I get one??"
Yeah. I'm all about the New Evangelization.
After the first few comments even the spouse wanted a KCASAHM shirt. So yeasterday i went online and shopped for one.
Now for the stunning coincidence: This morning my sidebar ads are for tee shirts. All, of course, obscene. Complete with pictures.
I don't know who's playing games over at Amazon but I'm pretty sure they can't be of legal age to have a job. To say nothing of the IQ it takes to fill out an application.
But now I have a new tee shirt idea.
Here it is: Print up shirts that read "MARGARET SANGER WAS RIGHT." See who buys them. See who wears them.
Then send them to Baltimore, and see how long they last.
Hm. Probably a little rough. Okay, sell them on college campuses. I'd be sure to make a fortune. Then watch parents storm the bursars' offices and demand their tuition money back, on the grounds that even after shelling out 65K a year their kid is clearly an ignoramus.
This could be fun. Any investors out there?
I have a pretty nifty tee shirt I ordered on the internet. It's a navy blue v-neck that reads, in the classic "Keep Calm" typeface, "KEEP CALM AND SAY A HAIL MARY." Which is excellent advice in any situation.
Last week I wore my shirt while strolling along the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore. I must have gotten a dozen comments- all positive. They ranged from "Love your shirt!' to "Where can I get one??"
Yeah. I'm all about the New Evangelization.
After the first few comments even the spouse wanted a KCASAHM shirt. So yeasterday i went online and shopped for one.
Now for the stunning coincidence: This morning my sidebar ads are for tee shirts. All, of course, obscene. Complete with pictures.
I don't know who's playing games over at Amazon but I'm pretty sure they can't be of legal age to have a job. To say nothing of the IQ it takes to fill out an application.
But now I have a new tee shirt idea.
Here it is: Print up shirts that read "MARGARET SANGER WAS RIGHT." See who buys them. See who wears them.
Then send them to Baltimore, and see how long they last.
Hm. Probably a little rough. Okay, sell them on college campuses. I'd be sure to make a fortune. Then watch parents storm the bursars' offices and demand their tuition money back, on the grounds that even after shelling out 65K a year their kid is clearly an ignoramus.
This could be fun. Any investors out there?
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