...But Is He Really One Of The Girls?

"At the Wilbur chocolate shop in Lititz Monday, [Barack Obama] spent most of his time skittering away from chocolate goodies, as though he were a starlet obsessing on a svelte waistline. The Times’s Michael Powell reports that, after watching five plump, white-haired women in plastic hairnets spin the chocolate into such confections as “Phantom of the Opera” masks and pink high heels, he ventured: “Do you actually eat the chocolate or do you get sick of it?” They giggled at his silliness.He looked even more concerned when he was offered a chocolate cake with white chocolate frosting. 'Oh, man.' he said. “That’s too decadent for me.'"
[Maureen Dowd, New York Times, April 2]

Hm. I wonder if Barack's starting to remind me of something.

In the meantime...