Here Comes The Party
"So are you thrilled?" Demfriend bubbled as we waited for our kids at taekwondo class.
I thought she meant the Twins. So I said, politely, "Oh yes. Absolutely. You must be too."
She frowned. "Why would I be? I'm not a Republican."
Egad. Another Midwestern subtlety I hadn't caught on to. Note to self: Republicans have their own baseball teams out here.
That was how I found out the Republican National Convention will be held out here in the Twin Cities in 2008. So in a little over a year and a half I plan to hold a dinner party. There should be a few people in town willing to speak to us by then.
I'm telling you, it gets lonely sometimes.
I thought she meant the Twins. So I said, politely, "Oh yes. Absolutely. You must be too."
She frowned. "Why would I be? I'm not a Republican."
Egad. Another Midwestern subtlety I hadn't caught on to. Note to self: Republicans have their own baseball teams out here.
That was how I found out the Republican National Convention will be held out here in the Twin Cities in 2008. So in a little over a year and a half I plan to hold a dinner party. There should be a few people in town willing to speak to us by then.
I'm telling you, it gets lonely sometimes.
You think we're any better off in New York? Just look who we're about to vote in: Hillary for Senator, rabid pro-abort Elliot Spitzer for governor, and Mario Cuomo's son Andrew for Attorney General!!
ReplyDeleteYipes! I wanna move to a RED state!