Lucky Minnesota!

Patrick Kennedy is coming!

Yes! Right here! To enter rehab!

And to think he could have done rehab anywhere. But he chose US!
Is everyone else as thrilled as I am?

Kennedy told reporters a couple of minutes ago that he "has no recollection" of the car crash the other night. This is after issuing statements that "alcohol was not involved." You have to wonder how he could remember that part, but nothing else.

He admitted he is a drug addict, that he's had these problems for many years. "That's not how I want to live my life," he said, "and that's not how I want to serve the people of Rhode Island."

The question, of course, is how do the people of RI want to be served? By an out-of-control drug addict, who no matter how many times he's cleaned up his act so far has always managed to find his way back to drugs?

What about it, Rhode Island? This good enough for you?

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  1. Anonymous7:47 PM

    Rehab in Minnesota? I thought everyone worth knowing rehab'd in Arizona...

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