Let me guess. You were putting the "super" in Superdelegate, am I right?
What, there was no one working in DC that night?
Or do you have a thing for bringing the Feds in, legitimately?
The Mayflower, for Pete's sake. Why didn't you just pitch a tent on the White House lawn?
I hear the lobby of Morton's is real private, too.
What do you get for $4,300, anyway?
You know, time was you heard the word "Princeton" and you thought, "pretty smart." But now....