Least Appealing Headline Contest!
"Experience 1850s winter farm life at Kelley site"
"State's peat bogs 'wild card' in global warming"
"Two warhorses rise from the dead" [ also known as the anti-'get-out-the-youth-vote' piece]
But no, I've gotta give the prize to this one:
"Newborn Beaten- a 22-year old man was sentenced to 5 1/2 years in prison for assualting his girlfriend's premature infant."