Tuesday, May 02, 2006

The Ultimate Nightmare, And The Solution

The ultimate nightmare (on a visit back East with my husband and his family):

Mother-in-law: It was so lovely having Richard all to myself last week. You know, Susan- having lunch with your husband is like having lunch with Jesus Christ.

The solution:

Aunt Sunny Aronowitz: What a horrible thing to say! The man in DEAD!

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