Wife's translations provided.
"We have to clean out the garage."
You have to clean out the garage.
"I put a ton of money in your account."
You have sixty dollars.
"Whenever I've done the laundry, I've always matched up the socks!"
All three times.
"I'll take you out to dinner."
If you pick the restaurant (and no Indian, Thai, French, Italian, or any of that "new food" stuff), make the reservation, get a sitter, and oh yeah, bring your credit card.)
"It's on my list."
Right down the memory hole....
"I'll help you look for it."
I will peer over your shoulder commenting on the state of the closets as you look for the desired item.
"Where are my (suspenders, striped shirts, pants...)?"
Did you unpack my suitcase from that trip I took six weeks ago?
"Do you think it's time we took down the Christmas tree?'
How come you haven't taken it down yet?