That's right, today is my birthday. I can't bring myself to say which one. But I thought I'd indulge in a little birthday fantasizing.
What do I want for my birthday, you ask? Here's a short list.
A new mortgage rate, without the annoying paperwork
The end of the entire squirrel species
A lovely sea breeze, a sandy beach...
Ten pounds vanished, without the annoying dieting
To discover a slimming clothes color other than black
Or to look good in black, either one
Never again to be the only one asking, "What's that smell?"
A perfect lemon drop martini
Ah, dreams. Anyway. Wishing everyone a happy day on my birthday.