Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Ash Wednesday Thoughts

Things I could give up for Lent:

The internet. BUT THERE'S A CONCLAVE COMING UP.

Television.  BUT THERE'S A CONCLAVE COMING UP.

Listening to or repeating rumors.  BUT THERE'S A CONCLAVE COMING UP.

Alcohol.  ARE YOU KIDDING?  HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING?  THERE'S A FREAKIN' CONCLAVE COMING UP!!!

Hm.  I better come up with some more ideas.

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