1. How many carbs are in a dog? Does it vary by breed?
2. Couldn't he just have stuck with tofu? Same appeal.
3. Bone-in or boneless? Hey, it makes a difference in pork chops.
4. When Obama says "I have a bone to pick with you," does everybody run for cover?
5. Was dessert a dog biscuit? (only if you're English.)
6. Did he have the traditional Yule Dog last Christmas?
7. Is this the perfect dinner music, or what? (youmay have to watch an ad first)