Shopping at the mall yesterday. In one of those girly-girly stores that sell cool clothes for tweeners.
Young mom with toddler in stroller approaches. "Ma'am? I've finished my shopping. Do you need a coupon? I won't be using it again."
Hands me a computer coupon worth 40% off all purchases!
"Wow!" I beamed. "Gee, thanks!"
"You're welcome! Merry Christmas!" She smiles and starts wheeling stroller out of store. Tosses back over her shoulder, "Now you can buy even more gifts for your grandkids!"
Note to self: touch up roots today.