Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Martha Coakley School for Charm and Deportment

Lesson One: How to answer the door.
Note especially the concern for the woodwork, e.g. "Leave my door alone!"

Lesson Two: Proper Dress.
Always wear your Union insignia when attempting to shove women around.

Lesson Three, Corollary to Lesson Two:
Never wear a flat cap to a thugfest. Done, done, done to death, darling!

[h/t Noisy Room ]

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