Lesson One: How to answer the door.
Note especially the concern for the woodwork, e.g. "Leave my door alone!"
Lesson Two: Proper Dress.
Always wear your Union insignia when attempting to shove women around.
Lesson Three, Corollary to Lesson Two:
Never wear a flat cap to a thugfest. Done, done, done to death, darling!
[h/t Noisy Room ]