Some months ago I decided to become hipper. So I set up a Facebook page.
The page immediately picked up a virus. It has been posting all sorts of weird stuff.
I have contacted Facebook; they assure me the account is cancelled; Nevertheless I am still getting angry emails from Facebookers telling me to stop cluttering up their mailbox with "The Truth About Acai" and such.
Short of raiding the Facebook offices I dont' know what else to do about this.
If anyone has any bright ideas, I'm all ears.