New Twist On An Old Classic

Old classic: I had another "exam anxiety" dream last night. You know, the one where you show up for a final exam and realize you know none of the material.

New twist: I couldn't study or go to the classes all term because I was busy working as an undercover agent trying to defuse a radical Islamist plot. (I talked them out of setting off the bomb because it was Father's Day. Go figure.)

I gotta get rid of this dream.