I think I'm going to faint!
Breitbart TV reports that there has been a string of fainting incidents nt Barack "Next-President-of-the United-States"'s campaign rallies. Apparently young ladies can't help passing out cold when the Rackmeister starts doing his thang.
This is the first good thing DIH has even heard about BO. This puts him right up there with Frank Sinatra. Who never ran for President of the United States, but it does make one ponder the possibilities.
President Frankie. Ol' Red White and Blue Eyes. Chairman- in -Chief- of- the- Board. "My Way," now how could you top that as a campaign song? Osama, you wanna play rough? I got some friends back in Jersey. They'll show you rough.' Remember Frank's concert in China? He wowed the Reds that time, huh? They were totally enthralled. Just the way we like 'em.
I gotta say, I would have voted for Frank in a heartbeat. He had all the requirements. The Abe Lincoln-esque rise from his boyhood in Hoboken. The Clinton-esque string of affairs. The modestly gifted yet filthy rich offspring of the Kennedys. The Hollywood connections. Dino for VP. No, wait- make that Sammy Davis Jr. for Veep. How do you like them apples, Barack? Dino could still be Secretary of State. Heck, give Peter Lawford a job, make him Ambassador to the Court of St. James. He could go back where he came from. And stay there.
Frank might have started out a JFK supporter. But remember that he, like Sammy and Dino, died a Republican. And a pro-life one at that, if the fundraisers are to be believed. Frank came through in the end.
I can see it now. Osama bin Laden brought to justice at last. WIth the President of the United States belting out "New York, New York" on live TV. Yeah. I could go for that.
Might even faint.