Weekend Journal

SATURDAY. Take child to her soccer game; further attempts to housebreak dog; attend pro-life fundraising banquet with Bible Babes. Go out for a beer afterwards.
SATURDAY NIGHT/SUNDAY MORNING: take dog out at two a.m. in thunderstorm. Return to bed.
RESULT: dream that Oprah Winfrey buys the Drudge Report.

I know there's a connection in there somewhere, i know it...

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  1. Maybe I'm just wired wrong, but...why was there no beer at the banquet?

    -J.

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