Farfour This

You've all seen "Farfour," right? On the Hamas channel?

For those who have better things to do with your time than browse YouTube for hours a day, Farfour is the character on Hamas TV's , "Pioneers of Tomorrow." POT is a children's television show. A little girl in a headscarf urges Palestinian children to fight the Jihad to the last drop of blood, and oh yeah kill a lot of you-know-whos on the way. And death to America of course.

The most important character on the show. however, is Farfour. Farfour does naughty things like get caught cheating in class. then cries and explains that he lost his homework because the Jews bombed his house. "Ohhhh! Poor Farfour!" Then he preaches Jihad. Reclaim Islam's glorious past! The world is ours! Take back Cordoba! Lepanto rematch NOW!!

The thing about Farfour is he looks exactly like Mickey Mouse. Well, a Mickey Mouse thrown together by a third-world production company. Sort of on the "budget" side. But unmistakeably MM.

Curiously, the Disney company has been veerrrrrrryyy slow to do what any red-blooded American conglomerate would do, which is shut the show down and sue Hamas to the last burqua. Disney spokesmen say they didn't think shutting Farfour down would be "effective."

Which gives DIH an idea.

Here's a proposal for EWTN: "Children for Chastity." Starring Mickey and Minnie. The cutest characters in the world- oh, those flirty little petticoats, Min!- tell children why they've never, well, you know. They then point out that they've outlasted every other couple in Hollywood. In fact they're still in love!

How romantic can you get? And how adorable! The world's most recognizable couple shares their secret for a long and happy relationship!

Wonder if Disney would shut that show down.

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