Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Our New Overlords

Nancy Pelosi will be Speaker of the House. I guess I kind of envy her. It must be nice to have Chris Matthews slobbering over you like he did over her last night. "And there she'll be up on the podium at the State of the Union address, next to that sourpuss Cheney- a gorgeously dressed, knockout woman! Hubba hubba! Ooh, baby, could I ever go for a piece of..."

Ok, I added that last sentence. But it was totally in keeping with the spirit of CM's comments.

Ms. Pelosi will go down in history as the first woman Speaker. Man, that "First woman" bit must scorch Hillary's cookies something fierce. I hope the girls can work something out.

And how about that Ted Kennedy? "We are the best hope of mankind!" Heads up, mankind- your best hope is a family of unrepentant drugheads who can't even ski without crashing into something, let alone drive.

Mankind-- we have a problem.

2 comments:

Nancy the Romancechick said...

I was pretty depressed this morning when I woke up to find out that we didn't win. I'm in Louisiana and our elections weren't the kind that would have helped, so our votes didn't make a difference in keeping Nancy out of that big chair. However, I keep thinking of how depressed I was when Clinton won second term, but God is still God and we're still here. I guess we'll never get what we want until we make it to heaven with the saint.

Joke said...

Can we all sign a petition to expedite Judgment Day? The first Saturday of the month, between 9am-10am works for me.

-J.