Nancy Pelosi will be Speaker of the House. I guess I kind of envy her. It must be nice to have Chris Matthews slobbering over you like he did over her last night. "And there she'll be up on the podium at the State of the Union address, next to that sourpuss Cheney- a gorgeously dressed, knockout woman! Hubba hubba! Ooh, baby, could I ever go for a piece of..."
Ok, I added that last sentence. But it was totally in keeping with the spirit of CM's comments.
Ms. Pelosi will go down in history as the first woman Speaker. Man, that "First woman" bit must scorch Hillary's cookies something fierce. I hope the girls can work something out.
And how about that Ted Kennedy? "We are the best hope of mankind!" Heads up, mankind- your best hope is a family of unrepentant drugheads who can't even ski without crashing into something, let alone drive.
Mankind-- we have a problem.