Why do Barbie dolls come with shoes?
Is saying "all glory and honor is Yours" like saying "my mother and father is here"?
My neighbor has two kids. Why is he building an 8,000 square foot house? And what are they going to do in there?
Does EWTN have a sugar daddy, and if so since he's clearly into NRFPT (not ready for prime time) acts, how come he never sends me a check?
Why does anyone live in International Falls?
How come I always wake up at 3am? What's wrong with 4am, or 5, or 6?