Friday: chunks of neighbor's roof land in my backyard. No biggie, the guys are working on it.
Saturday: lightning hits huge oak tree in my front yard, splits it in half. It falls away from the house. (As my friend Rachel "La Dama de Las Vacas" said, "Someone's looking out for you guys.")
[DIH inspected the fallen limbs carefully. Not a single squirrel's nest. They were all still safely up in the tree, flipping me off.]
Monday: writing at favorite coffeeshop. CRASH. Scaffolding next to building (and right outside DIH's window) collapses.
This doesn't look good.