I wish there was something funny to say about Mel. But the whole thing is just too sad.
I guess I could lament Minnesota's one chance to have a celebrity of that magnitude in residence for, say, 90 days. (Does anyone know where Mel went for rehab?)
I could point out that for a 50 year old guy drunk off his a-- at 3 in the morning, he takes a pretty good mug shot. I never look that good, even cold sober after a great night's sleep. Sigh. It just isn't fair...
But I can't say anything like that. Because it's just too sad.
I just pray he recovers and cleans up his act. Which, incidentally, is what I pray for for most people.