Wife's translations provided.
HusbandSpeak: I'm cutting the curve!
Translation: So I'm driving on the wrong side of the road- what's it to you?
HS: There's plenty of gas. Stop worrying about it.
T: Do you have your cell phone/Triple-A card? because I lost mine...
HS: They're a very interesting group of fellows.
T: I did all the talking.
HS: No, really, you look great.
T: I'm smarter than I look.